About The Order. Since the first morning-after, The Order of The Serpentine has possessed a powerful, orange substance able to scrub away the dirty feelings caused by questionable hook-ups, We've helped thousands of men (several American Presidents rumored to be among them) achieve the idyllic state of Clean Body, Clean Conscience.
The Shame Shedding Process

Our members achieve a shame-free lifestyle by completing The Daily Scrubbing Ritual (a.k.a. The Shedding of The Shame). This is our most sacred tradition, and consists of showering with Axe Snake Peel*; an exfoliated blend with cactus oils and desert minerals. No more feeling embarrassed because you woke up next to the bearded lady, Lizard Girl, or other female carnival workers.
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* Sanctioned shower gel of The Order of The Serpentine
Clean body, clean conscience. The official mantra of The Order of The Serpentine.